me when i’m wearing new clothes
Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.
"So in process of me buying a homeless man a meal from Mcdonalds this is what happen"—OG Ced Johnson
This is the world we live in.
I’m having a growing disdain for law enforcement
I’ve always had a huge disdain for “law enforcement”
Becky: heather, I can’t believe you would do this to me! he’s my ex
Heather: I love him Becky! you’re just jealous
Becky: *Tackles heather*
*****falls down stairs****
Heather & Becky: *Starts laughing while laying on the bottom step*
Heather: what are we doing? it used to never be like this?
Becky: we would never let a guy get to us like this… I promise never to change again.
Heather: *sticks out pinky*
when your whole outfit on point
guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee